
Trash Talk at the Presser
Y’all have to wonder about
their affectations of slam champ
and how they get to dish
out the straps these days.
It’s enough to make me want to
dig out my old highlight reels.
The way he enters the ring
all bug eyed with chest heaving,
juiced up to the max with post
modernist metaphors; his tree
trunk arms splayed so wide
he makes the door jambs flinch.
Suffice to say I was doing fine
with my usual ringside pew,
surveying the damage unseen
like some ancient retired
journeyman— until he showed
up in all his charlatan splendour.
Usually I’m good to let things
slide, but if he wants to trade
adverbs, play scrabble champ
with me or start to mess around
with sly check hooks or the old
Money May pull counter, he’s In
for a long night at the local A & E.
©️Orion Foote, 2022







